Friday, February 26, 2010

Police Story




Hi folks its been a long time since i caught up with u .

"ORAE BUSY"

For the first time i'm writing a personal experience here.

2 days back.................

Tea shop back at R7 police station,

My friend who is a network Engineer and his friends who are Bpo executives were talking and one among them was smoking.

I was very tired so i leaned on the bike handlebar and slept like we do in classroom.

After sometime two belly bots came with a stick sayin they are police.

I dunno why i neither feel serious nor scared when i see them ,i only get irritated,it din strike me that time i should get down from the bike.

Adhukapram naan vanginadhu ingae

Police :எந்த area நீ?

Me:K.K.Nagar ,6th sector

Police:6th sector na peria P***** sector ah,Peria parupa nee naan..
ADHU KOODA PARAVALA

The other one who called himself Inspetor said sir,41 crdf(some kinda section)la petrol gundu(petrol bomb) vechurundhanga nu arrest pannunganu

My mind voice:என்னடா பொசுக்குன்னு இப்படிச் சொல்லிப்புட்டே

At that time the tea shop owner came,

Pona varam amman necklace kanom nu complaint koduthom apo yaarum vandhu investigate panala

Edho IT PROFESSIONALS(NAANGA THAN) relax pana oru dum um tea yum kudikranga avangala poi sandhega pattukutu

Andhaluku en mela ena gaando again he called me

Police vandha bike ah vitu eranga maatiyo.He kept his stick in my abdomen and threatened ,(censor problem kaaga englishlayae podraen) IF I STRIKE BOTH BALLS WILL COME TO YOUR MOUTH.

Next he asked the so called inspector there's a painter wandering in this area .We'll book him in one of the cases,the inspector told vaanga poi paapom.

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IDHELLAM ORU POLAPPA

REALLY GOT VERY ANGRY AND IRRITATED HEARING HIM.TO ADD UP HE WAS DRUNK.

CASE KEDAIKALANA ADHUKUNU ROADLA PORA VARAVANAYA ULLA PODUVAANGA?.

ADHUM WITHOUT ANY THINKING OR CONSCIENCE HE TOLD WE POSSESED BOMBS.

FIRST OF ALL WHY SHOULD I GET DOWN FOR HIM.HE IS PAID TO PROTECT ME .TREATING EVERYONE LIKE ACCUSED WITHOUT EVEN ENQUIRING IS UNFAIR.

ENA SYSTEM ENA M******

cya.............................................

Friday, February 5, 2010

ASAL(Tottadoing) Review


CLAIMER:THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE COMPLETELY MINE I HAVE NO REGRETS WRITING THIS.(AVALAVU BADHIKAPATURUKAEN)

ASAL Review -adhu onu than kedu

Will first tell about the positives.Ajith's looks are ultimate as his tag,smashing.Camera plus.Rest all negative.

I cant write a formal review starting with crew plot etc etc and all for this.The movie started with positive aspect of not showing the ULTIMATE STAR Built up.Intro was good but after that all Ajith did was walk,fight,dance(LOLS,ROTFLAO,EKSI).The dance needs a special mention.I don remember the song but first duet(!!!) between Ajith and samira.Ajith has totally danced 5 steps sorry moved(shake your body like a belly dancer) and that has been copy pasted through out the song.

Story screenplay Dialogue was penned by 3 people .First of all i dunno wat story is there.Screen play simple Ajith shoots everyone,Ajith gets shot interval.Ajith shoots everyone.The end.Inbetween sameera loves ajith ,bhavana loves Ajith.Climax was older than Tamil cinema.Family ah kidnap panni Document ah kondu vara soli,hero va katti potu,hero oda apava naan than kola panaenu sonona hero ropes ah pichitu vandhu adikardhu.Ipdilam padam edutha en RJ SHIVA TAMILPADAM la kalaika maatan.Kadasila villain side kick thirundardu(Tamil padam part-2 ku climax unedited ah use panalam).

3 things happen in the movie frequently.

1.Enga heroine matikitalum Ajith geth ah oru entry oda mokkai ah oru fight.(PAAVAM FIGHTERS KASHTA PATTU KUNG FU MOVES LAM POTURUKANGA,TAMIL CULTURE PADI AJITH BEATS THEM SIMPLY)

2.Summa summa coffee kudikardhu(totally 13 times nu back seat la oruthan comment adichan)

3.Ajith cigar pudikardha getha katradhu

Thotadukellam thala thala nu oru dialogue

Next question wat does the caption power of silence mean?.

2.45(app) hrs first day grave silence in theatre.Idha than director apdi poturkaaru pola
.

Could have used Ajith's looks for a gripping screenplay,which is dead slow and most predictable so called twists.

Over all Asal-THE POWER OF MOKKAI BUT A CLASSY MOKKAI.

P.s :Ana Ajith ah kalaikra maari onum ila padathula except dance ,oly the screenplay was worse.

VIJAY FANS WILL HAVE NICE TIME PASS FOR A FORTNIGHT(I'M NEUTRAL)

Yet another 120 rs gone...........


cya..............

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

MASS......




Din find anything to write.Came across thz Photo,felt like sharin.Read the contents of the pic fully.

cya................

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Deemed Universities ,A factory that produces Engineers and Doctrates at a high RATE??





Good day folks,recently 42 or 44 Universities have been stripped off their University status for high fees structure and exceeding student accomodation limits.Hope you all know that.

Totally 50,000 students have been affected and Anna University has assured they'd be offered shelter.The action has angered the Universities since only 3 days before the action,Inspection has took place for Deemed status.They 're joining hands to face the situation legally.

As per press sources getting Deemed status is no big deal nowadays.Infact if the amount is sent, few people dont even inspect for formality and offer the status.That's the reason why buildings smaller than our houses have boards stating Engineering Colleges(AANA ANDHA CHINA BUILDING KOODA KATTAMA ORU COLLEGE UNIVERSITY ARAMCHITOMNU BOARD POTU ONE YEAR COLLEGE UM NADATHINAANGA) .

Not only University status even degrees could be obtained by paying money in these Universities.Phd holders have become very common nowadays.One of my family acquaintances had a plan to do Phd,The person asked me shall i go through the direct way or just pay money and get it and it was offered by one among the many Universities which got stripped.As a result many high profile Engineers and doctorates come out but who are truly not as talented as their grades.

Though Anna University has offered shelter for the affected students,its a question whether all of them meet eligibility criteria for Anna University affilated Colleges cos that's the first reason why many go to Deemed Universities.It'll be good if they relax the criteria .

Hope All goes well for them................


P.S ILAYATHALAPATHY VIJAY KU DOCTOR PATTAM POCHU HE HE..................

cya folks................

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Surya veetla raid.............................


DISCLAIMER:THIS BLOG ABOUT INCOME TAX RAID IN SURYA'S HOME IS NOT MY OWN STORY ,JUST A REPRODUCTION OF PRESS PUBLICATION.....


Income tax raid took place recently at the homes of big names in the kollywood industry.Surya,K.s Ravi Kumar,Vadivel are the few who were raided.

SURYA :

Surya who is known for maintaining his income records perfectly with private auditors came under the scanner of Income Tax department due to some complaints received on his salary issues in movies and ads.

Another word of mouth is that,Surya's brother Karthik's Aayirathil Oruvan's distribution rights were bought by a "POWERFUL VIP".But after seeing the movie he was shocked and intended to return the movie rights and get refund.This became a major problem few days before the movie release and the production people bought it to the attention of Surya.Surya paid the amount and released the movie in those areas."THE VIP" was astonished how surya could generate such a huge sum in one night.Another reason is believed to be Surya transferring his call sheet given to a VIP to Ram Gopal Varma for his bollywood venture.Though that "VIP" has no hard feelings towards Surya's actions his followers are believed to be angered....

The officials didn't discover anything fruitful in the raid ,though few unxplained documents were recovered.


K.S RAVIKUMAR AND VADIVEL:


The officials recovered only 30 lac in cash from the directors home.

Vadivel has become the highest paid comedian with his salary hitting lakhs per day for his call sheet, if the industry sources are to believed.

He was blocked in the airport on his return from some place,He was escorted by a car in the front and back by the officials.When questioned about few documents he lost his cool and threatened that he'll complaint to CM.............


Enavo as a common citizen i dont understand one thing,


Adhavan declared as smash hit(APDINU SOLIKARANGA).
If so, Actor Surya was Raided.........
Director K.S .Ravikumar was Raided.............
Comedian Vadivel was Raided.............

PRODUCER????????

Avara yen ya viteenga .....Ena logic oh!!!!! .
Idhula vera avangellam bayangra strict officers am(Unmailayae).

P.s It seems Nayanthara escaped the raid with warnings beforehand through her political connections in other states.

cya folks.................

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Aayirathil oruvan-This s not a review


DISCLAIMER: NOT AIMED AT CRITICISING OR DEGRADING THE MOVIE .READ FULLY .

Aayirathil oruvan one of its kind rather first of its kind in Tamil cinema,hats off to Selva for that.I guess most of you would have watched the movie so i dont wanna waste my time on crew ,plot etc etc and people who havent watched the movie ,i kindly request you not to read this.

CREDITS:

Goin for the credits ,there are lots of positive aspects in the movie.The whole first half for instance and cinematography...Wowwww absolutely mind blowing.Ramji deserves a salute for that.I guess theres no need to benchmark hollywood anymore.Ramji and Selva has made a stamp, a benchmark of their own.The pre historic stuff gives a authnetic ancient feel
and Reemas costumes and acting deserve a special appreciation.Kollywood is wasting a potential actress.Karthik and Parthiban has done justice to their roles.The second half is not bad as many said ,only it takes a bit more to understand.There's no denying the logic is difficult to understand in some parts.

Logic in Fantasy genre:

Logics and Fantasies


There are two kinda logical breaches,one like VIJAY MOVIES and the other FANTASIES.

Take Avatar or Harry potter whole story is illogical but for each illogical scene they offer an explanation in illogical logic i.e,fantasy logic.

For example in Avatar they control birds direction with mind but they offered an explanation how it is done.In Harry potter wand does anything, how brooms fly ,how each magic works have an fantasy explanation.In spider man how he spins out web ,jumps all have a fantasy explanation.

Thats wat aayirathil oruvan misses in few scenes.An explanation of those few scenes would have made second half reach out to all.Theres no denial theres explanation but its difficult for 90 % of people to percieve as its abstract.

Cholas and Pandias...

Though the movie has a disclaimer its completely fictional.I dont blame anything logically that the cholas and pandiyas were not so and so.Quentin tarantino provided a fictional end to Hitlers Life in the movie "Inglorious Basterds" .Hitler didnt have a positive image in the pages of history,so it didnt look odd.But the cholas and Pandiyas had a positive image in the pages of Tamil Nadu History .Potraying the cholas stealing a Pandyan statue and the Cholan People being tortured mercilessly by the Pandyas men in the ship do look a bit odd.The younger generation wouldn mind as most of them wouldn know such histories or dont mind about that much.Its a question how well it goes with older people and social activists..............

The notion of this post is not to talk ill about the film ,its a worry such a brave ,bold and unique attempt will be criticized for the following reasons.Selva could have made it completely fictional with completely imaginary civilizations instead of tampering an existing one and kept a clearer fantasy explanation for few illogical scenes and it would have been acclaimed by all people.........

All the best selva for the next venture and the sequel...............

cya folks.........................

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

IPL - 3- The game begins


The lucrative ,cash rich third version of Indian Premiere Leauge auction has been held and has few interesting and shocking outcomes.

The hottest pick of the day was the tall ,sturdy West Indies All rounder Keiron Pollard bid for 750,000$ by the Mumbai Indians(thats the maximum a team can spend and in tie breaker it has exceeded that amount).

The New zealand pace spear head Shane Bond who has retired from the test cricket to concentrate on the shorter version of games was bid for the same whopping amount by the Knight Riders.

Kemar Roach again from the Carribean islands was the second costliest player with the bid of 720,000 $ by the deccan chargers.

The Angered Pakistanis:



The strange thing is that none of the 11 Pakistani players were bid inspite of having many potential t2o players.Lalit Modi has refused any discriminations and has said the franchises are lookig for available players and pointed out many star players who were not bid and 67 players were auctioned for 13 vacancies.

Afridi was quoted saying that "The way I see it, the IPL and India have made fun of us and our country," he said. "We are the Twenty20 world champions and for me the attitude of the franchises was disappointing. I feel bad for the Indian people who, I am sure, wanted to see us play in the IPL this year." (he he highly optimistic!!!!!!!!! ) .Abdul Razzaq has voiced his opinion not to mix politics and cricket

However, Ijaz Butt, the PCB chairman, was relatively unfazed. "It really does not bother us; what difference does it make to us if our players don't play in the IPL this season? They didn't play in the last season as well," he said.(I wonder if he has any connections with former president Bush,I mean don you see how he talks ,BOTH SOUNDS STUPID )

P.s :Lets hope no terrorist attacks happen in India quoting this rejection as a reason.



Franchises and bids:


Mumbai Indians:

The Mumbai Indians spent the entire amount on Keiron Pollard.A tie breaker occured between Mumbai ,Chennai ,Bangalore and Kolkatta and finally Mumbai Indians won the race .Truly worth every cent spent.

In: Keiron Pollard.

Chennai Super Kings:

Chennai super kings was'nt lucky enough to get the bids.They lost Pollard ,Bond,Roach and Morgan in the bid.They finally settled for the srilankan allrounder Thissara Perera at 50,000$ who recently scored century in his debut against India.Justin kemp was bought at the last for 100,000$.

In:Justin Kemp,Thissara Perera.




Kolkata Knight Riders:

Known for their spending capacity,brand value etc etc (of course not for playing cricket) made a lavish bid on Bond for 7,50,000$ after a tie breaker with deccan.A potential wicket taker(aana oru bowler ku idu overa ila).

In:Shane Bond.


Deccan Chargers:

After losing pollard and Bond in tie breaker they secured the services of West Indies Pacer Roach for a whopping 720,000$ (!!!! atleast they have few batsmen unlike kkr).Left with 30,000 $ they bought u-19 player Harmeet Singh for 8 lac Rs.

In: Roach and Harmeet singh



Delhi Daredevils:

Delhi did not bid for any big guns and bid South African pacer Parnell for 600,000$,the third expensive SA player in IPL.

In:Parnell


Royal Challengers:

Royal Challengers after failing to bid Pollard did'nt go for bowlers and hired English Batsman Morgan for 220,000$.

In:Morgan


Kings xi:

Kings xi entered the contest for Pollard and Roach but failed to capitalise,They bid for west Indies Batsman Adrian Bharath for 75,000 $ and finally bought Kaif for 250,000$(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and Yusuf Abdulla to fill their only overseas slot left.

In:Adrian Bharath,Kaif,Yusuf Abdulla.





Rajasthan Royals:

The always different and cheap Franchise did'nt enter the bid for any big guns.They recuirted Damien Martyn without any contest for 100,000 $ and Australian all rounder Adam Voges for 50,000 $ and as usual quoted sayin they got what they wanted and this is the right mix etc etc...

In :Damien Martyn and Adam Voges





All iz well ,Hope fake ipl players blog comes out soon The most happening thing than the IPL itself..............


For those who wonder who's this fake ipl player
visit
www.fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com

cya...............