LTTE Resurruction -Rumour or reality

DISCLAIMER:The post is completely a Reproduction of press release none of my personal views are expressed here.




The LTTE-Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam almost became a history now with Sri Lanka issuing Death certificate of Prabahakaran to India,Interpols Wanted notice on POTTU AMMAN has turned the heat on.POTTU AMMAN is the trusted associate of Prabhakaran and Think Tank of LTTE.Till date the Sri Lankan government has not answered the question on what happened to POTTU AMMAN or where he is.Information whether he is dead or alive is not known.

With Interpols publication it implies he may be alive and the rumour is that LTTE may Resurrect under him.The Sri Lankan Government which was silent so long has stated that he and his wife commited suicide bombing ( A very late confession which arises doubts).

It seems 5 to 6 VIPs in Tamil Nadu has recieved letters regarding this.When asked LTTE supporters whether it 'll resurrect under a new leader ,reply comes with a smile "THERE IS NO NEED FOR A NEW LEADER"(For those who don understand it means Prabhakaran is still alive).

Rumour or Reality ?only time can answer

cya..................

One week at the call centre............

Hi folks its been a long time.As Engineering life ends i was practically jobless 24 x 7.So tried my hand at a call centre for part time.It's basically a helpline for one of the leading car manufacturers.I was actually surprised to know thats the only one which handles things all over India and i was more surprised that i'm one among the 20 who handles that.

Ours is outbound calling unlike the ones answering to questions asked by customers.Basically we've to mediate between the customers who send sms regarding the car ,ask whether they're interested if so provide their details to dealer.This can be equally funny as well as irritating.

Most of the cases wont pick up call or sent sms just for timepass or the kids would have sent.Few would say they 're not interested and when it comes to the final question of our protocol "Is there any information i can provide you sir??" you're gone the'll ask all details right from tyre to mirror.Few ask stupid questions too. will come to that part later .First let me tell how customers in each region respond

NORTHIES:

Well this is how we start "GOod morning sir this is Vasanth of @@@@ India ,we 're calling in response to your sms regarding the **** **** .Is this the right time to speak with you??

Most of them wont know English, well atleast they could accept they dont but they wont

Top 5 replies
1.Irrelevantly the'll start telling their name and address(in between the'll call hey soniyae)
2.Wateva yu ask " Haanh Boliyae"
3.Okay(if u ask are you interested in buying -Haanh ok,You dont want to buy -Haanh ok tk.)
4.Acha Acha(Yu'll be askin are you comfortable with English or Hindi)

And the best

We're calling from **** India ltd.
"Arey yaar Mey bhi India se bhat kartha hu"(I'm talking from India only -How intelligent?)

Another one. A Gujarat caller

Angresi?(English?)Which country you want?Arey me India me bhol Rahao.


ANDHRA PRADESH:

I havent had many encounters with AP's but their caller tunes will be ROTFLAO .The Siranjeevi and Balakrishna kinda songs hope u know how it sounds...If these guys don understand

1.They are the pioneers in giving name and address when they dont understand English

2.Neeru evaru .Full dialogue in English again chepandi.
Are u interested in purchasing ?Oh chepandi.
Yu sent sms right sir Anh chepandi .
Sir? tottadoing goes the phone line

I think they have a word called GAARU ,when i say CAR They take it as gaaru and reply cheppandi gaaru.

My personal favourite

NENU CONGRESS GARU SMS CHEISTANO AND SOMETHIN MORE

WHEN TRANSLATED IT MEANT I SENT SMS FOR CONGRESS PARTY I WON CAR AH GAARU


KERALA:

100 % LITERACY RATE BUT 90 % WONT KNOW ENGLISH

NORTHIES ARE FAR BETTER

Wateva you ask THeir only reply will be "aanh" "aanh"

Or ther'll be a silence .If we again say hello and say the lenghty dialogue Good morning....they'll cut the call.

The slang they tell that really makes me laugh while in call,One guy said sir i urgently in bathroom please call 10 minutes after.

Not only for English the funny part is they dont understand even Malayalam sometimes.


TAMILNADU:

They'll straightaway start in Tamil except for some petrox and business people.

I had one funny caller

He's in Village and he's ready to purchase car and he doesn know where to go and all that

He Enquired all details and finally asked a question that threw me back

Sir CAR நல்லா இருக்கு நான் VILLAGE LA இருக்கேன் ,வயல் la நல்லா CAR ஓடுமா pa nu கேட்டார்.(will the car run well in fields??)

நானும் அருமையா ஓடும் nu adichu vitaen.

And my personal favourite

One of my friends said "Sir i called your wife" and the guy replied oh thats good

cya.................

Something outta Nothing...Evolution vs God

Hi folks i've been bugged by a doubt for a long time,if any of you guys could clear me it'll be great.Before going into this post i accept i'm agnostic(One who neither believes nor deny the existence of God) but this thought din occur out of that.


UNIVERSE: GOD VS EVOLUTION

The very existence of Universe,Theists say its been created by god ,the rest say its through evolution.

The next point theists put forth is, this evolution is initiated by god.

Taking this point

Now forget whether you believe in god or not.

Everything comes outta something,i accept you all agree to it.For example a eraser is obtained through a manufacturing process starting from extracting a liquid from rubber plant.

So a eraser is derived from rubber plant or tree.


COME TO OUR OWN UNIVERSE:




Big Bang theory gives an explanation how these planets and everything evolved.

Now imagine there is nothing left in the universe Planets,stars,galaxies,gases,etc etc.All you can imagine is a vast dark empty space which will be the universe before anything was created or evolved to be precise emptiness would prevail in the dark universe before anything was created.

Now going to the earlier point everything is created outta something,so considering this empty universe itself as a object,from where did this dark empty space originate??

In what state the universe would have been before this,because you cant imagine a state or dimension where even emptiness doesnt exist.Right??

This is where theists come in saying "Yeah such thing is impossible,God created this impossiblity".

Fine Lets keep it this way,A dimension where even emptiness cant prevail is impossible to imagine so lets assume God created it.

We got the source for emptiness,Now where did God originate,How could someone with the traits of God(I mean all those special powers) appear outta nowhere???.If we assume God himself was created by something or someone again we must seek the source for the creator who created God and it goes on.

In that case no one can prove God exists nor he doesn,At this point Both kinda Logics fail Scientific and religious.

This was my doubt.If anyone is aware of any kind of answer in any angle pls post it in comments ............
cya.........

Bang Bong -Nithyanandha

Out comes another bangin video and this time its been starred by Nithyananda(Ananda Vikatan "கதவை திற காற்று வரட்டும்" fame).ரொம்ப tharandutaaru.

Its become usual nowadays, every month some ones video gets released and they get banged for banging(sorry for the language usage).Starting from Governor to priest to student to saint.

These people cant be blamed ,yet another case in north.His name is "ICHA Nandha"(Known for his kissing talent maybe).This guy has formed a big network for escort services.Before he became a saint(!!!!!!!!) there are 4 or 5 cases registered on him,yet public believe such people.The best part is he has professionaly underwent training to preach about sprituality.


TO THE PUBLIC:

I'm not a saint to talk about sprituality but i guess it mainly means self realisation,changing your outlook of life,art of living etc etc as advertised by many.

Go after sprituality no problem,but

Dont u people know about you way better than others,don't you know what you are??

Why do people need saints to tell who you are.

Fine everyone cant attain sprituality just by knowing who they are but Knowing who you are ,accepting your mistakes , correcting them you atleast attain the first step.
WHEN YOU CANT REALISE YOURSELF HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO REALISE THE REST(MAYBE GOD).

Whats the use in pursuing when you are not ready to accept what you are to your own conscience.

PEOPLE SEEK PEACE IN SPRITUALITY ON HOW TO LIVE WITH THEIR SINS RATHER THAN REPENTING AND CHANGING.IF THEY HAD REPENTED THEY WOULDN SEEK PEACE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Such people are no less criminals than these kinda guys.

For such people even if God comes down (if he exists) they wont get any better.

INIKU ANDHA SAMIYARA SERUPALA ADIKRA ETHANA PER YOGIAN???

NOWADAYS THE PROBABILITY OF SUCH SAAMIARS BEING CIRIMINALS IS ALMOST 9/10.

YET PEOPLE GO AFTER THEM ,UNTIL YOU STOP DEFYING CRIMINALS AS GODS WE CAN SOON FIND DVD'S IN LAND MARKS STATING "SAINTS AND SEX SCANDALS -COMPLETE COLLECTION VOL 1,2.......".

AFTER ALL WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY(SORRY COUNTRY OCCUPIED BY CITIZENS) WHO SELL THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS FOR MONEY............

CHANGE YOURSELF ,WHEN YOU 'RE EXPECTING A CHANGE.

UNTIL, PEOPLE SMOKING BONG AND WHO BANGS WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE UNDER THE NAME OF SAINTS.


Rest in Pieces
Nithyananda

cya.......................

Vinaithandi Varuvaya

Vinaithandi Varuvaaya ,should not be explained in words.

Poem and paintings are better experienced than explained,its one such artistic poem.

If you have never fallen in love so far this one will urge you to fall in love else it'll make you feel you missed it.

If you havent told your love or had a failed relationship,yu'll definitely shed tears in many places.

Finally the best part ,If you are in Love definitely your bond will grow stronger after seeing this movie.It'll take so many days to come outta its effect.

Like Gautham says "இந்த படம் உங்கள போட்டுத் தாக்கும்"


Simbhu -every guy and gal's envy in a relationship.

Trisha -Every guys dream and .............curse of many..

Never miss this experience.........

P.s :See it with your pair if u have one

Police Story

Hi folks its been a long time since i caught up with u .

"ORAE BUSY"

For the first time i'm writing a personal experience here.

2 days back.................

Tea shop back at R7 police station,

My friend who is a network Engineer and his friends who are Bpo executives were talking and one among them was smoking.

I was very tired so i leaned on the bike handlebar and slept like we do in classroom.

After sometime two belly bots came with a stick sayin they are police.

I dunno why i neither feel serious nor scared when i see them ,i only get irritated,it din strike me that time i should get down from the bike.

Adhukapram naan vanginadhu ingae

Police :எந்த area நீ?

Me:K.K.Nagar ,6th sector

Police:6th sector na peria P***** sector ah,Peria parupa nee naan..
ADHU KOODA PARAVALA

The other one who called himself Inspetor said sir,41 crdf(some kinda section)la petrol gundu(petrol bomb) vechurundhanga nu arrest pannunganu

My mind voice:என்னடா பொசுக்குன்னு இப்படிச் சொல்லிப்புட்டே

At that time the tea shop owner came,

Pona varam amman necklace kanom nu complaint koduthom apo yaarum vandhu investigate panala

Edho IT PROFESSIONALS(NAANGA THAN) relax pana oru dum um tea yum kudikranga avangala poi sandhega pattukutu

Andhaluku en mela ena gaando again he called me

Police vandha bike ah vitu eranga maatiyo.He kept his stick in my abdomen and threatened ,(censor problem kaaga englishlayae podraen) IF I STRIKE BOTH BALLS WILL COME TO YOUR MOUTH.

Next he asked the so called inspector there's a painter wandering in this area .We'll book him in one of the cases,the inspector told vaanga poi paapom.

THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IDHELLAM ORU POLAPPA

REALLY GOT VERY ANGRY AND IRRITATED HEARING HIM.TO ADD UP HE WAS DRUNK.

CASE KEDAIKALANA ADHUKUNU ROADLA PORA VARAVANAYA ULLA PODUVAANGA?.

ADHUM WITHOUT ANY THINKING OR CONSCIENCE HE TOLD WE POSSESED BOMBS.

FIRST OF ALL WHY SHOULD I GET DOWN FOR HIM.HE IS PAID TO PROTECT ME .TREATING EVERYONE LIKE ACCUSED WITHOUT EVEN ENQUIRING IS UNFAIR.

ENA SYSTEM ENA M******

cya.............................................

ASAL(Tottadoing) Review

CLAIMER:THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE COMPLETELY MINE I HAVE NO REGRETS WRITING THIS.(AVALAVU BADHIKAPATURUKAEN)

ASAL Review -adhu onu than kedu

Will first tell about the positives.Ajith's looks are ultimate as his tag,smashing.Camera plus.Rest all negative.

I cant write a formal review starting with crew plot etc etc and all for this.The movie started with positive aspect of not showing the ULTIMATE STAR Built up.Intro was good but after that all Ajith did was walk,fight,dance(LOLS,ROTFLAO,EKSI).The dance needs a special mention.I don remember the song but first duet(!!!) between Ajith and samira.Ajith has totally danced 5 steps sorry moved(shake your body like a belly dancer) and that has been copy pasted through out the song.

Story screenplay Dialogue was penned by 3 people .First of all i dunno wat story is there.Screen play simple Ajith shoots everyone,Ajith gets shot interval.Ajith shoots everyone.The end.Inbetween sameera loves ajith ,bhavana loves Ajith.Climax was older than Tamil cinema.Family ah kidnap panni Document ah kondu vara soli,hero va katti potu,hero oda apava naan than kola panaenu sonona hero ropes ah pichitu vandhu adikardhu.Ipdilam padam edutha en RJ SHIVA TAMILPADAM la kalaika maatan.Kadasila villain side kick thirundardu(Tamil padam part-2 ku climax unedited ah use panalam).

3 things happen in the movie frequently.

1.Enga heroine matikitalum Ajith geth ah oru entry oda mokkai ah oru fight.(PAAVAM FIGHTERS KASHTA PATTU KUNG FU MOVES LAM POTURUKANGA,TAMIL CULTURE PADI AJITH BEATS THEM SIMPLY)

2.Summa summa coffee kudikardhu(totally 13 times nu back seat la oruthan comment adichan)

3.Ajith cigar pudikardha getha katradhu

Thotadukellam thala thala nu oru dialogue

Next question wat does the caption power of silence mean?.

2.45(app) hrs first day grave silence in theatre.Idha than director apdi poturkaaru pola
.

Could have used Ajith's looks for a gripping screenplay,which is dead slow and most predictable so called twists.

Over all Asal-THE POWER OF MOKKAI BUT A CLASSY MOKKAI.

P.s :Ana Ajith ah kalaikra maari onum ila padathula except dance ,oly the screenplay was worse.

VIJAY FANS WILL HAVE NICE TIME PASS FOR A FORTNIGHT(I'M NEUTRAL)

Yet another 120 rs gone...........

cya..............