The New era of oldness

It's almost a year since the last blog and many things have changed ,India won the world cup, CSK won the IPL twice and i got a job(LOL).Even the Ruling party has changed with "A" difference D.M.K to "A".D.M.K.


Remember a saying "Catch a fish,the man will eat for a day.Teach him fishing he'll eat for lifetime".

It's seen to that people get the fish with freebies not the art of fishing.

Captain once said we will not make people lazy giving freebies but now he too have joined the elite league of same.

Estimates of

Free color TV - 3950 crores
Laptop -350 crores
Free Rice -400 crores
Free mixie -3500 crores
Free Grinder -3500 crores
Free Fan -1000 crores

Total -12 700 crores

Our Existing Debt -1 lakh crores

Even if you sum this it will be far less than 2G money,that's a different story.

Now how much will free education for the poor cost ?Free medical facilities?(There was one introduced by ex CM Kalaingar which was scrapped by Jayalalitha along with free TV) .Indirectly it will give employment opportunities to many teachers too.Moreover there are many vacancies for many posts currently but no action have been taken by both parties to fill these posts.They are not even ready to discuss on it for we will learn the art of fishing than wait for the fish.

In her past regime Jayalalitha complained that the existing seceretriat building is leaking and planned to build a new one demolishing Queen Mary's college ,now the new building which DMK built spending 1000 crores have been abandoned by her for only one reason ,It's built by DMK.It could have been at least used to accommodate many government offices which are in pathetic condition.

Doing good is the only notion why politicians contest in elections as they claim to be, why should they scrap the rare good schemes implemented by other parties.

Now she's planning to implement the MONO Rail which was originally planned by her in the past regime but was dropped by DMK due many problems associated with it and was replaced by METRO rail.

Mono Rail is a big time failure and the highest km covered by mono rail structure in the world is less than 30km but we are planning for 300 km.It 's operating costs are high ,it takes time to lay the structure and maintenance is sky high.Many developed countries have tried to implement it and incurred huge financial losses.To get the ROI for this plan the ticket pricing need to be 10 times higher than the deluxe bus tickets.The designs are made by separate manufacturers which creates a dependency in Servicing.They've promised impossible timelines to finish this project and above all it would choke Chennai traffic to the worst partnering with METRO rail but still she is very much determined to take up the project .

The debt Tamil nadu is having,we have 3000 Rs on each of our heads but they are ready to give that amount for each vote if not for the election commission.They are richer than the state,richer than the country cos they know our fish is in their hands.

Inspite of all these we are still making news in financial growth.Surprising !!!!.If not for all these what we will be today !!!

The poor waits for the fish from different hands,The rich keeps the art of fishing to themselves.

WTF happens !!! Spread the art .EDUCATE !!!

Cya !!!!!

Nigerian scam and the kenyan prince

Hi folks ,long time no see....

You know our folks always go after somethin if you say its free.This is one such case

You guys would have recieved lotsa mails stating yu won some mindblowing amounts in lottery,pls contact this no for redemption etc etc...

Its an age old technique to loot money .All of you would be aware by now that they get some processing fee and never contact you after that...........

This one is termed as Nigerian scam by our police since its the Nigerian People who are behind this....

Recently read an article about a guys height of stupidity and here it goes


This guy is a contractor(Yeah yeah you are right from Tamil Nadu) and has recieved a similar mail and the content was quite hilarious

The mail stated its from the Kenyan prince and his life is in danger due to his enemies ,he asked for help from this guy .He has said that he wanted to escape to India and has sold all his properties and converted it into gold and sent to this guys address and will soon recieve a huge package in his name at the airport.In turn he has asked for 10 lacs of money for his escapade and in case he's not able to make through he has written a will that this guy will inherit all his properties and will be the next Kenyan prince(WTF?)..

Our guy silently sent the cash without consulting anyone as they may ask for share(This is wat he stated).This group of scammers seem to be a bit nice ,they sent a package and our contractors joy knew no bounds but inside it was bricks and few "A" rated movies ..Only then it dawned on him he has been cheated ....

The worst part is tried whether there is actually a prince in Kenya like UK .It returned no such reults...


Epdi elam emaarainga...

A Sample


P.S. I wonder why they sent A rated movies in turn

cya folks..................

Suraaaaaaa.......................

Pre Script:Well folks i've abstained myself from writing about Vijay for my dear friend (Ram) ,who is a hardcore fan of Vijay but this time due to a fan request(really believe me!!!) i'm writing this.This time i'm not gonna comment anything extra terrestial about him cos he has took care of that himself in the movie.Don stamp me as a Vijay Hater (Maybe currently) but all are same when it comes to writing.Same happened to Asal. So Here we go..............................................

Cast: Vijay,Tamanah,Riyaz Khan,Radha Ravi,Vadivel,Dhev G(k)ill .....
Director:S.P.RajKumar(vazgha)

Story Line(!!!!):Vijay resides in a area called Yazh Nagar and his only aim is to build concrete houses for all his fellow mates apart from fighting baddies.Villain tries to accquire that land ,Vijay fight him using his wit and special Vijay powers ...

Positives:Naam nadanthal adhiradi song and vadivel few times

Well Sura being the 5o th movie of Vijay thumped up expectations among vijay fans(atleast till the trailer came) and it did satisfy all hard core Vijay fans ,i appreciate you guys for that.

The entry of Vijays name was great and the title card gave a class movie effect.The movie starts off with 60 fishermen missing due to bad weather and collector comes to the rescue and they recover 59 of them safe ,remaining one is our Ilayathalapathy.The people give built up bout him that he 's like 100 elephant 50 rhinocecor etc etc but there comes the twist Vijay comes( jumping or swimming i'm not sure) out of the water like a dolphin.

As usual intro song starts and 10 guys join him as if they were waiting for this.Actually the intro song picturisation is good, infact very nice, the background is very realistic and VIjays costume are very simple unlike shirt over shirt etc etc.Song is okish.

Next scene they show mass of thalapathi with ladies and a petty villain.With ladies its too mokkai to type or explain.He meets villain and his side kick gives built up saying tornado coming tsunami coming and of course all comes in the background of Vijay(that reminded of a sms kekravan kena payala irundha tsunamila.......).Then he meets Riyaz Khan and utters a punch which is repeatedly telecasted by sun pictures and villain gives back ration cards.

Vijay and vadivel save Tamanah from suicide for the mokkaiest reason .Next day Vijay buys pens for 100 Rs from a blind person and speaks logic to Tamanah that why he bought the pens,Tamanah falls in Love(Tamanah unga worth 100 rs dhana??).

Then what? you are right song than.Aargh i'm getting irritated to type this story i'll put all 10 recent movies of Vijay in a nut shell.

Aim of the Movie: TO save someone

Things Required:

2 shirts
4 jackets
(excluding songs)
1 heroine,1comedian
Villains as per need
Songs
Comedy
Few punch dialogues

Steps Involved:

1.Intro scene
2.Intro song
3.Comedian entry
4.A comedy scene
5.Hero and comedian meets heroine
6.Vijay sees injustice ,he'll get angry he'll express it out or not depends upon the movie(difference in screenplay).
7.Comedy scene
8.Vijay and heroine get close
9.Another villain scene
10.Commited
11.Song
12.Comedy
13.Finally its time to unleash heroics.Ffight with villain-It may be small tier or big tier( cos in some movies he'll beat 6-7 baddies like in 8 bit video game befor meeting the main boss,example-thirupachi,vettaikaran)
14.Villain gets angry meets Vijay
15.Vijay will challenge and say some punch dialogue

Interval

P.S:If its first half Vijay will be a poor guy,In Second half he will wear jackets drive a car etc etc.

16.One song or one scene to make Vijay rich
17.Comedy
18.Will meet villain in person or call and tell the intelligent thing he has done against him with a punch
19.Villain gets irritated
20.Romance
21.Song
22.Again meets villain
23.Villain gets angry and plots plan
24.That happens in item song
25.Time for final challenge
26.CLimax fight
27.Subham

Highlights of sura(if you have enjoyed kuruvi hi flyer)

1.Intro Scene.Dolphin jumps in sea.
2.Second Intro scene.Tsunami with Tornado
3.His voice Modulation
4.Amman scene i.e He'll be bashed and put in fire but he comes under from an amman idol and holds it .Symbolism am Vijay's 2 hands are equal to 10 hands.
5.The biggest block buster of the year Magadheeeras serious villain has been made a comedy piece in this movie
6.His Mokkai comedies in voice modulation
7.Ultimate scene of the movie 1:Vijay in sardarji getup sends sivakasi rockets to villain boats and bursts 100 wala in his boat.Baddies think its rocket launcher and chain gun and run for their lives.How clever?
8.Ultimate Scene of the movie 2:Bomb diffusal .Director tells at the start that it could be either switched on or off (????) only from the boat.So that Vijay is saved from the ridicules when he jumps from boat to shore or does a dolphin swim.Wait still yu'll be able to.

HE jumps from one boat to another after freeing himself from the tied ropes.Opens the door and sees the bomb ,he doesn understand a shit .This is where Vijaykanth and Arjun have to learn lessons in Bomb diffusal.

He types the computer key board like Goundamani does in Ullathai allitha .Nothing happens he pushes the Keyboard down .Sees some big wires and pull them all out in a jiffy.

According to my Bomb diffusal Knowledge learnt from captain and few hollywood movies wont the bomb go off if he pulls all the wires or wrong ones??( Enamo vidunga Bomb diffuse aana seri)

I hoped for a on /off button :(

BOMB DIFFUSED!!!

HOUSES BUILT

MARRIAGE HAPPENS

THE END

My personal experience: I had the laugh of my life 3 hrs non stop laugher with my friend Dinesh ,i really enjoyed it.It was like watchin captains movie infact a step ahead.

I've become a Thalapathy verian but he's changing tracks from next movie it seems .Will miss you :(


P.S : One guy literally ran away from his friends inspite them holding him back.He said enough of the torture and went away.

cya folks...............................

"Mumbai" Indian

Hi folks .....A thing about Sachin has been keep on bugging me.Some of his fans may even get angry. Sachin undoubtedly is the master of the game when it comes to wielding the willow.With his team THE MUMBAI INDIANS having a dream run in the IPl 3 and his mock with the willow of 200 n.o , he is sure on high in his cricketing career.

My view about here is not to evaluate his potential or performance and i'm a no genius to do that.

Coming to the point Sachin has always quoted he has played for the team in many post match presentations when he bags the Man of the Match award.He has always been cool headed to controversies and gives his reply with the bat .Even on field when India performs well he has jumped in joy smiled and all that and when it doesnt he is just seen sullen.

The above traits of Sachin has been entirely contradictory in this IPL. For the first time i saw Sachin showing a wild aggression in the field.The 2 incidents i remember

1.A match that took place before the CSK Encounter.

Sachin took a fairly simple catch and Dwayne Bravo hugged from the back ,after he released his hold Sachin bit his teeth and threw the ball hard at ground.It was very unusual of Sachin .

2.In the encounter with CSK .

Bollinger bowled a bouncer and Sachin missed it and he showed his irritation visibly out.

Just the few examples i remember..............


My question is as a Team Player where has this aggression gone in the long run playing for India?

Is the captaincy pressure getting to him or is it he is so attached to the M than the I...

Maybe i'm wrong its just a viewpoint not a fact ..............

Cya..............................

Paiyaa

Well the director got hold of a car sorry cars,the producer got some cash and Karthi and Tamana got some dates and all joined together to make a film thinking there are losers out there to watch the movie unfortunately i happened to be one among that .

The only positive aspect that makes the film watchable at very few parts is Karthi with his dialogues and his love feel which could be related to most of our lives.

Tamanah miserably fails to create that oh my god sensation except for few song sequences in which her Lkg dresses has been reworn.

The storyLine is actually good but director made a mess with his screenplay

The intro scene of Karthi reminds Kadhal Desam Movie Vadivel.

En Kadhal sola neramillai fails to create an impact it created in the audio.It goes as a mismatch seeing the visualisation.

On the whole the story is A group chases Karthik and another group chases Tamanah .They travel in a Lancer and each group comes as obstacle in their path takin turns.Atleast there could have been a witty escapade but no there comes a Perfect commercial fight with Karthi hittin 20 -30 ppl in each fight with just a sweat breakin in forehead.Finally another fight comes and the movie ends before even you get a clue its going to end.

Basically its just 2 to 3 scenes copy pasted through out

The Screenplay is not as racy as the Lancer.Overall Paiyaa Low Torque and BHP .Not a very long Mileage expected..................

cya..........................

Lets Talk Politics...FOLLOW UP

Hi folks in my earlier post of Lets Talk Politics,i ended up with a P.s .For those who cant recollect or havent read here it is

////P.s. With the big daddy retiring ,young gun about to take the throne its a crucial time that the elder gun got sick of central proceedings..There couldnt have been any better time for things to get worse....

Watch out for more confusions in the state ............///////







And it has happened .

Few weeks back Central minister Mr. Alagiri has said to the press "There is no able leader to take CM M.K Karunanidhis throne after his time" and off we went to abroad.


The heat has'nt subsided yet and on his return

He has given a Interview stating that "He believes in Democracy(!!!!!) and the Party Leader should be selected through election and if such an election takes place he would contend for that post".

When asked specifically whether he thinks Deputy CM M .K .Stalin is not a capable candidate for the throne ,he has stated that he made things clear in his previous interview that there is "No Eligible canditate till date to take M.K.Karunanidhi's throne.

Though the rift is out in the open still DMK and Stalin denies any such Rift between the brothers.
It's been known that CM Mr.M.K.Karunanidhi and Mr.Alagiri has met at Gopalpuram residence and both refused to comment to Media people....

MR Alagiri says that he wishes to speak wat he thinks and he speaks wat his conscience says is right."You asked me to be open did'nt you?" came the reply when media people questioned whether he was being open about his comments.....


P.S:Few Years back Mr Anbalagan has stated that after Kalaingars time the party will split into 8.


P.P.S:From the past press releases its been clear that Kalaingar did'nt want this to blew up and so before his time got over he seperated things between the brothers.Making Mr Stalin the deputy CM when he was alive and making MR Alagiri Central Minister was in the scheme of things.As stated in my previous blog Alagiri has had lots of problems in central from language to respectability.

Whether the party splits into 8 or not lets hope the state doesnt.

Watch out for still more confusions in the state ....

cya............

Extra Innings....

DISCLAIMER:THE PEOPLE I'VE TALKED ABOUT HERE ARE COMPLETELY FICTIOUS .ANYONE RESEMBLING LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENCE.


Well being a cricket fanatic i watched only the match between KKR and DD from ball 1, the match in which David warner scored a century.IPL's a entertaining event but i have to talk about few guys here.




KAURAV GAPOOR:

Well who told Bandira Medi doesn know cricket,You've got one Lanky Alien here.After David Warner's stunning innings the camera shifted to him .In the background they were spraying inseticide which gave out smoke(NAMMA OORU KOSU MARUNDHU).This guy held the mike and said"I think these people are out of their mind spraying insect repellants,Just now we saw David Warner playing like a fly squatter hitting everything thats in the air within the 1 km Radius",What yu think XXX(i don remember his name)and he gave the mike to him.

Now is that supposed to be funny or he's technically genius??
Atleast Bandira had something for the guys,This guy, i dont think he has any for the guys ,gals or.........

Wow not to mention his beard so cool.........


SAVJOT NINGH HIDHU:

Well he's been always like this but that day after hearing Kaurav i got equally irritated by him.He's talking as if he got a English literature degree from oxford and coached Don Bradman .Not to mention his senseless so called quotes or punch dialogues.

When Kamir asked what should KKR do for a win ,He said "Saurav Ganguly must either loosen his belt or tighten his belt".
Maybe i din do Literature in Cambridge University nor coached Bradman but what the hell was that supposed to mean,anyway after all he's wearing tracks.Maybe he meant the ropes in that .


SUVRAJ YINGH:

With his Cheese burger physique and losing captaincy he's out with a bewildered look on his eyes as if his girlfriend ran away with someone.Scoring 1's and 2's or maybe missing his huggies from the beloved one...

Enough with Fictions ,coming to reality below are the 2 commentators and my favourite team player WHO ARE DRIVING IPL INTERESTING....



















cya...................